What is Kitten Baseball?
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(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.
"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"
Random Words:
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How much electricity you can steal before getting caught.
I paid only 25 bucks on my electric bill. Even though I used over 100 dollars..
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Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.
"These aren't my jeans."..
