Kittens Edit Meaning

1.

Cute little fluffballs

I like kittens and beans.

2.

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

See Killing Kittens

3.

little fluffy bastards

4.

Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

5.

Kitten : kît''n

Noun

1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe :

2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankind's destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost :

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''

''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''

''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

See kitten, kittens, potatoes, b3ta, furry

6.

Beside being the name of those little small hair balls, means also having heart attack-like problems because of being surprised or excessively happy/sad.

1. Look at those kittens! So cute!

2. Holy cow! When I saw that link you sent me, I nearly had kittens!

See kitten, kittens

7.

Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

See kittens, demons, fluffy, bed, spear