Kittle-picturing

What is Kittle-picturing?

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.

Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...

Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?

Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..

Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?

Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?

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