Kitty Mittens

What is Kitty Mittens?

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Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

See sack, mittens, kitty, cats, milk
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