Kiwi Accent

What is Kiwi Accent?


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a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u's and ciritise australians who dont talk like fucktards, as discovered on a recent trip to new zealand.

Kiwi 1: "hay bro, lets get some fush and chups. wheres the fush and chups shup?"

Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"

Kiwi 1: "suck bro"

Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"

Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"

See kiwi, new zealand, fuckwits, sheep shaggers, lol


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