Klarance Soccer

What is Klarance Soccer?


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The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.

Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.

Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?

Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.

See soccer, african, shoot


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