What is Klasterkanography?
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a misogynistic subcategory of hardcore porn favord by one Thomas Klasterka, 7th grade science teacher at North Hills High School, Pittsburgh, PA.
Klasterka is a round, pudgy little wussy who beats off to pr0n. Also, although he is a complete pussy, he was once in the airforce.
Life is too short for softcore, let's try some Klasterkanography
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To not use prophylactics when performing coitus.
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hairy bird only comes out at midnight to 6am!
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Something that is beyond normal amount of crazy; from the Cypress Hill song "Insane in the Brain"
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