What is Klasterkanography?
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a misogynistic subcategory of hardcore porn favord by one Thomas Klasterka, 7th grade science teacher at North Hills High School, Pittsburgh, PA.
Klasterka is a round, pudgy little wussy who beats off to pr0n. Also, although he is a complete pussy, he was once in the airforce.
Life is too short for softcore, let's try some Klasterkanography
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A hot piece of ass on the back of a sportbike.
I had to keep the front wheel down cause I had fender fluff..
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crispy crusty dry fanny lips
oh my god man....bet roz's got a right pair of quaver lips
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crispy crusty dry..
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The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon slogan, let your fingers do the walking. Also known as yellow pagingfor the same reason...
