What is Klaus?
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1. A Germanic name.
2. Klaus Fluoride, formerly of the Dead Kennedys and other bands.
In Germany, there are many people named Klaus.
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Similiar to cockblock. When your friend kills you chance with a girl.
When your friend kills you chance with a girl. HE klaused you. From the name Klaus Von Bulen the killer.
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1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.
Greetings, my name is Klaus.
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"Does he like it Klaus? Does he like when he touches you with the feather"-Kienan
said with German Accent
To klaus someone is to torture someone named Klaus with a feather
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