Klave Edit Meaning

1. Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff. Last night my boyfriend totally ruined..

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1. A phrased used to irritate corporate customers in an Indian outsourced technical support environment, suggesting lunacy, moronic tendenc..