Kleenex Condom

What is Kleenex Condom?

1.

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paperover the top of his dick, as to catch the semenand prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylacticfor sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

See condom, kleenex, ejaculate, masturbating
15

Random Words:

Chinosaur
1. A huge American with an Asian heritage. (more accurately Chinese) "Look at that chinosaur, he can't even fit in to that cab!&..
Read more
Gulmaro
1. Tall Dark and Handsome. Can be a womanizer. Look at that Gulmaro over there! See tall, dark, handsome, amazing, mexican..
Read more
Alabama Bunkbed
1. It's a normal single bed, only your uncle still sleeps on top. Betty didn't sleep well in her uncle's Alabama bunkbed be..
Read more
Book Banner