Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Liberachecrotchy

1. a bejeweled cooter, prieee piercings Damn, did you see Suzi's twat? It's covered in pretty piercings! See M..

Quarm Farm

1. extreme excess of vaginal secretion oh my god, i put my knob in the quarm farm and i still cant get rid of that SMELL! See quarm, vag,..

Ass Fiddle

1. A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles. Man, what a nice ass fiddle See ass, fiddle, german, weird,..

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