Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Bottle-capped

1. To forcefully shove a bottle (size may vary) up the anus of another individual for sexual pleasure. Last night, Nicole was roughly bott..

W.a.d

1. White ass dick Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no See w..

Ubersauce

1. meaning awesome or amazing... Explosions in the Sky = UBERSAUCE See awesome, sauce, amazing, applez, love 2. jus a another word for ..

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