Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Zoofetishist

1. A person whom Zoophilia is a fetish, kinky or taboo and that being their only interest besides the sexual pleasure gained. He only look..

Fish Peddler

1. Someone whose vagina smells. You're vagina smells like a toxic form of cheese, therefore you are what we call a fish peddler.. BIT..

Fumb Ducker

1. Dumb Fucker, switch the first word of each and you get Fumb Ducker. It's at least 75% more comical than calling someone a dumb fuck..

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