Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Doodsht

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Vanectar

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It's Not Going To Happen...

1. Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is t..

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