Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

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W8&c

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Quivering Uterus

1. The painful cramping during the menstrual cycle. I can't go out tonight I've got the quivering uterus, it sucks! See cramps,..

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