Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Uitenhagen

1. Person originating from Uitenhage. A little town, not too far from Port Elizabeth in South Africa, but commonly mistaken for a Dutch tow..

Ooblie

1. Ooblie - A Blunt with weed and cocaine mixed into it yo I got really doped up off an ooblie See ooblie, weed, blunt, coke, cocaine..

Noab

1. extremely bored to the fifth power I am so noab im going to freak out...

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