Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Boonwhore

1. a weak nub that can't mack on the tricks and that blizows at video games... especially WoW God... Jason I. (J-stizzle)is such a bo..

Armpiece

1. A person used as an impressive escort. Looks good, doesn't drool, but may have no other redeeming virtues. I bought Suzie a nice ..

Zoomberfot

1. an uncircumcised choad. Andrew has a Zoomberfot. See choad, nate, weiner 2. An uncircumcised penis. Andrew has a Zoomberfot See ch..

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