Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?


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Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox


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