Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Lady Wood

1. When a woman gets turned on by another woman or a gay man Oh my god! Chyna is so HOT! She gives me lady wood all the time!..

Sperm Bulge

1. The inflation of the ball sack, caused from a lack of sex or wanking. Dave "I haven't pumped for a month." Mike "M..

Lucider

1. Someone interested in lucid dreams. I saw dreamviews in his bookmarks. I bet he's a lucider. See dreams, lucid, knowing, people, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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