Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

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"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

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Vi-hell-ia

1. Slang for the town of Visalia. Properly explains exactly what it's like to live there. "Oh no, I USED to live in Vi-hell-ia, ..

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