Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Fapped

1. Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate. Hot chick: Wanna do me? Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month'..

Flub

1. Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant. My god Derek is a flub he would fuck ..

Que Pasa

1. A phrase meaning what's up or how's it goingin Spanish. Often used as a casual greeting between two or more friends. see also..

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