Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

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Zoobidge

1. the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why. Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge. See nrb,..

Oranguplan

1. An odd, ginger coloured and occasionally hostile monkey from the Gibbons family, closely related to the sloth, with whom it shares a pro..

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