Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Unzip

1. The act of unzipping your fly, getting your Justice Stickout, to effect the quick deployment of a stiff dose of justice juice. Used when..

E.m.s.p

1. early morning stoned pimp kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!! See rob..

Zorro'ed

1. To be struck by Zorro!11! You know, have a Z drawn on something that belongs to you. o_o Orsomethinglikethatcough. Arielle got zorro&ap..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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