Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

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1. A word that's so long that I had to make a space within it so the example for this definition would be accepted. What's more, ..

Exocircumcision

1. A procedure which entails the removal of the forskin from a penis, in order to exorcise a demon from a possesed man. With this holy cut..

Um Ya Ya

1. I enjoy the male reproductive organ. The cheer for St. Olaf is Um ya ya, Um ya ya. See truth, northfield, hockey, stuff..

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