Kleenex & Lotion

What is Kleenex & Lotion?

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

See masturbation, fapping, lotion, kleenex, megan fox

Z-job

1. To get head while still asleep. I thought I was dreaming, but i was actually receiving a z-job....zzzzzzz. See sex, oral sex, head, zj..

Double Bagger

1. A woman so ugly that fucking her is only possibly with the use of two bags: One over her head, and a second bag over your own head in c..

Neurolux

1. hipster hang out with great drink specials. dark inside, very nice. great bands. very chill - sit outside, enjoy a bloody mary with extr..

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