Kleenices

What is Kleenices?

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.

Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.

See snot rags

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Rotisserating

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Yanktified

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