Klendau

What is Klendau?


1.

Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.

Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!

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2.

To find out that the one night stand has left a Klendau rash you didnt want.

F**k that lil b*tch gave me Klendau

3.

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

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4.

anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)

"ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho"


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