What is Klepto?
1.
Slang - Short for kleptomaniac
The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.
Also see Thief.
Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?
Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.
Person 2: That smells out loud man!
Person 1: Tell me about it!
Person 2: I think I just did.
2.
short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
You fucking klepto give back my stapler.
3.
A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.
Many Kleptos steal things from work.
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy
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4.
short for Kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.
That klepto just took my phone!
5.
a person who is prone to steal things...
Warren being a klepto stole rap, metal, rap, metal, and Whitney Houston.
6.
someone who is addicted to stealing. Short for kleptomaniac
"liz is such a klepto!"
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7.
Short for 'kleptomaniac', 'klepto' is a person obsessed with stealing.
"You don't wanna trust Rob with your keys, man, he's a klepto!"
"She's completely klepto."
