Kleptomania

What is Kleptomania?


1.

the rampant desire to constantly steal stuff, even if you arent poor.

Link suffers from kleptomania, i mean he wanders into peoples houses and robs them blind, and they don t stop him.

2.

a fucking retarded disorder where people just randomly feel compelled to steal things that are virtually worthless. sometimes they dont even realize they stole it until later on. sort of like an obsessive-compulsive thief of nicknacks, so to speak.

goddamnit, you kleptomaniac, what the hell are you doing? that double bubble you just took is worth seven cents, and it tastes like ass.

See kleptomaniac, mental, idiot


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