Klez

What is Klez?


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An email worm that propogates itself through your crappy microsoft products, spreading to doing fun stuff like finding hot hot cyber logs on your computer and mailing them to your grandmother, whose computer in turn mails them to the entire mailing list of AARP, which happens to include the grandmother of your wife, whose computer also unwittingly mails her the hot hot cyber log who happens to know that you are the only man in the world who get off by being tied up with red prada belts and made to HUM 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" at watergunpoint. Busted!

Fuck. I got Klez. Guess I am getting a divorce now.


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