Kliber

What is Kliber?


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v. to screw up and/or complicate various simple tasks all at once

v. to charge full price while significantly reducing quality of product

v. to hire characters from various 80's movies, as well as COPS.

ok the sink is running, theres chicken, sauce, a batch of dough, some steak on the table, and a huge pile of warm floured balls under the sheeterouter.

WHO CAME IN AND KLIBERED MY STORE???

Hell yeah, the pizza guy finally found the place after we hired a translator. I cant wait to eat this undercooked pizza and sub with burned bread, skimpy ingredients, and frozen center.. wait a minute..

SOMEBODY KLIBERED THE HELL OUT OF MY ORDER.

So I just got this job, and in walks rainman, a shoplifter, a reckless driver, a former soap star, and the turkish airforce. SOMEBODY KLIBERED THE HELL OUT OF THIS JOB.


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