What is Kling-on?
1.
shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse
Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons
2.
A girl who doesn't know when its over.
I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on
3.
1. Evil race which exists in the fictional
2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
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Someone who hates or fears Muslims, usually because once you read the Koran, you'll hate or fear them too!
That beheaded communica..
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A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.
I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would ..