What is Kling-on?
1.
shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse
Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons
2.
A girl who doesn't know when its over.
I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on
3.
1. Evil race which exists in the fictional
2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
