Kling-on Edit Meaning

1.

shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse

Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons

2.

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

3.

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Treksaga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"