What is Kling-on?
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shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse
Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons
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A girl who doesn't know when its over.
I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on
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1. Evil race which exists in the fictional
2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
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The ability to use both legs with equal dexterity. Is to legs what ambidextrous is to hands.
"Is he gonna take this free kick with..
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A vigina that has hair only around its self rather then spread out in the area.
Curtis "Woah that reminds me of an oopsy bear!&quo..