Klingon Edit Meaning

1.

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

2.

An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.

Qapla' is how you say "goodbye" (literally "success!") in Klingon.

3.

An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.

The Klingon wrenched his y d'k tagh out of the Romulan.

4.

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.

2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.

3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?

A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

See trekkies, nerd, clingons, borg, kirk

5.

any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.

I had a klingon on my ass for the last 5 miles.

See shadow, dingleberry, dangleberry, shit, excrement

6.

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

See brat, brats, childcare, klingon, spoiled

7.

Person or persons who only hang with you for what benefits it provides them. Booze, drugs, connections etc.

"Dude, you cannot possibly be shocked to learn that she's a Klingon!"

See fakers, gold diggers