Kling-ons

What is Kling-ons?

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?

They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

Meatslap

1. To hit another with ones grandiose wang. Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl...

Laudicking

1. When a old man pursues a girl under the age of 18. Woody Allen should not have been Laudicking Soon Yee. That schoolgirl is Laudickili..

Un-pretzel

1. when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts You: Omg,..

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