What is Klingons?
1.
Klingons.
Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
2.
1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at slangdefine since February 2004.
3.
Shit that just wont wipe away.
My ass is full of Klingons
4.
A sex toy made out of glass that goes up your vag and butt at the same time. It can be heated or you can stick it in the fridge for a bit if you like it cold. If it ever breaks, you can imagine it would be no longer useful, due to sharp edges.
Forget dildos, use klingons instead.
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5.
if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons
fuck i gots ta wash my ass i gots like 3 days worth of klingons circling my brownstar
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6.
Those little balls of toilet paper that get stuck on your ass hairs when you wipe.
Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.
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