Klinker

What is Klinker?


1.

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

2.

A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.

I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.

3.

The Anal hair usually found in males.

Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.

4.

a verity of stink bugs that are particularly smelly, made well known by the almost plaid pattern on their backs

I stepped on a klinker yesterday, it smelled like shit

See stink bug, stinker, poop, shit, gloober


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