What is Klinker?
1.
Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.
2.
A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.
I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.
3.
The Anal hair usually found in males.
Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.
4.
a verity of stink bugs that are particularly smelly, made well known by the almost plaid pattern on their backs
I stepped on a klinker yesterday, it smelled like shit
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