What is Klinsmann Dive?
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An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"
"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
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Tired, worn out etc
Knackered as a salmon when extremly tired
I've just been running from the pigs, now im knackered as a fish
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a bra
im gonna buy an uppa decker floppa stoppa..
