Klockowed

What is Klockowed?

the process of becoming overly obese by being forced to eat nothing but dicks.

i feel so bad for her, she got klockowed last night.

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Unotits

1. When wasted girls show their tits on UNO on xbox live for no apparent reason. The best way to get a girl to show her tits is win a round..

Puss Strings

1. A woman's control over when, where and how sex will be had. Analogous to "purse strings" but pertaining to the pussy. &q..

Urban Pinecone

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