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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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Head of a "government"/terrorist party which was founded for the liberation of a "Palestinian people" (PPS: NONE EX..
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A woman with a humongous minge which flashes each time speed has been consumed
Oh, look...you're cunt is flashing like a London tr..