Klopatchistan

What is Klopatchistan?


1.

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.uk

"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"

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2.

The country you will one day be saluting as your conquerors.

"All hail the mighty Klopatchistan"

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