What is Kloppenburg Surprise?
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A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!
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Of a lady in a sexually excited state
Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool..
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Completely wonderful. Acceptable in every respect.
London girl, 2008: Dinner tonight? Fabulawesome!
See excellent, brill, totally cool..
