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Wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward.
I just gave Sally a dick roll-up.
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A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.
Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
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Outstanding guitarist accomplished in numerous styles ranging from classical to the heaviest metal this side of Tony Iommi. One of the p..