What is Klpd?
1.
hindi/urdu slang term for getting stood up or rejected by a girl.
Acronym for 'Kheray Lun per dhoka' (translation : Fraud on an erect penis)
bhainchod .. saali nay KLPD kerdiya
2.
Khade Lund Pe Dhoka
Abe yaar KLPD ho gayi..
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3.
"Khade Lund Pe Danda" - A literal translation from Hindi/Urdu would be "Erect penis hit by a stick/rod".
Used figuratively to describe situations where an exciting situation, or a promising opportunity with someone of the opposite sex ends in disappointment.
When the hot teacher asked me to meet her in her office in the evening, I got all charged up. Turned out, she wanted to tell me in person I had flunked the class. I was KLPD'ed.
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A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet ..
