What is Klubek?
1.
verb/adj.: The act of spilling, dropping or spitting food on one's self or innocent bystanders.
The word originated from combining clumsy and bek, a synonym for master, hence clumsy master. Due to constant misspellings the word has evolved to its current spelling, Klubek.
Mark: Hey Bethany, how's it going?
Bethany walks over while eating some cereal.
Bethany: Pretty good...
As Bethany speaks food flies out of her mouth and onto Mark's shirt.
Mark: WTF! You just klubeked all over my new shirt!
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