Kluemper

What is Kluemper?


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When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.

If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.

See tragedy, unfortunate, mishap, mistake, shinanigans


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