What is Kluemper?
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When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.
If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.
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To do the number two...bathroom-wise
"Man burritos always makes me have to build a bear, a big fucking bear."
See build, bea..