What is Kluemper?
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When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.
If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.
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A colloquial term used for the rectum, colon, poopchute, etc.
My fecal depot is overstocked. I need to get a shipment out right away.
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When you are dropping a brown bomb and someone turns the lights out on you.
I just sqeezed out a jungle dump because Douchy McDoucherso..