What is Kluemper?
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When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.
If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.
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A very over-weight person
Fat girl: I hate you skinny B------
Skinny girl: Shut up FAT JIGGAS!
See fat, people, over, weight, heavy..