What is Kluemper?
1.
When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.
If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.
See
Random Words:
1.
Adj.- the sexyness and/or hottness that comes with wearing a lanyard.
My sears essentials name tag (a lanyard)makes me totally lanyardl..
1.
More than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands.
Damn, looks at Sally's BIG OLD FAT TITTIES!
See big, old, fa..
