Klurg

What is Klurg?


1.

The onomatopoeic sound of two sexual bodies coming together and the moisture between them escaping whilst being moved--plunger-like effect.

All I could hear from their bedroom was klurg klurg klurg!

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2.

Covering your crabs with gonorrhea ooze, sticking them up a corpse's ass, pulling them out, putting them back in the dead woman's pussy, licking them up, vomiting them out, and having a sex slave eat them and chew them up and spit them back into your mouth, i.e. the most disgusting act humanly imaginable.

Klurg is so fucking vile I can not even think of an example to express my disgust.


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