Klutage

What is Klutage?

Originates from the word Klute.

The art of getting any action whilst Klooting, or as a direct result of Kloot.

Any action with a Klooger voids Klootage

Male:Oreet mate, I had major Klootage last nite.

Female:It wasnt her was it?

Male: Yeah why?!?!?

Female:Shes a Fucking Klooger you tit- it doesnt count

Male:Bugger- id better go bleach myself then

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