What is Klutage?
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Originates from the word Klute.
The art of getting any action whilst Klooting, or as a direct result of Kloot.
Any action with a Klooger voids Klootage
Male:Oreet mate, I had major Klootage last nite.
Female:It wasnt her was it?
Male: Yeah why?!?!?
Female:Shes a Fucking Klooger you tit- it doesnt count
Male:Bugger- id better go bleach myself then
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