What is Klutching?
1.
The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
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2.
The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
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