What is Klute?
1.
One of the 2.5 clubs in Durham, UK, Klute is the smallest sweatiest shit hole I have ever had the displeasure of visiting. Now exclusively for students, the music in Klute is always cheese, the students are always hammered, and the walls are always dripping with sweat.
Supposedly voted the second worst club in Europe in Sky magazine a few years back, it was then promoted to first place when t's rival in Belgium burnt down.
"Anyone going to klute?"
"No, it's shit."
2.
To have a fetid, disgusting case of
"Did you hear about Tim? He got a nasty case of Klute from Sharon"
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3.
Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.
It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?
Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.
Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.
Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
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