What is K-man I-lan?
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A slang term for the Cayman Islands. The Cayman Islands is a british territory that has no natural fresh water resources, has 8 districts, primarily exports turtle products and manufactured consumer goods, and ethnic groups are mixed 40%, white 20%, black 20%, expatriates of various ethnic groups 20%.
Bill- "Johnny, why do all the bars close on midnight on Saturdays in the Cayman Islands?"
Johnny- "Because it's the K-MAN I-LAN"
Source: A.P., Cayman Islands
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