K-mart

What is K-mart?


1.

Wal*Mart's bitch

2.

A once powerful mass merchandiser that was brought to its knees by Wal-Mart and Target - now is in bankrupcy. Used to be a fairly good store in the 70's and 80's but the corporation never updated stores or merchandise. Prices were high, employees were always jerks and the quality of K-Mart clothing was and still is horrible.

"K-Mart Sucks, Ray"

See Whatever

3.

Something cheap and unwanted.

Dude! That car is so k-mart. I would never ride in that thing

4.

A deptmartent store getting their asses handed to them, by Wal-Mart and Target.

I hate K-Mart.

See Saints

5.

A department store that sells, among other items, notoriously unfashionable/poor quality clothing. All clothing brands are licensed exclusively to K-Mart (i.e. Route 66) and quite unsuccessfully attempt to mimic current trends.

Associated with a demographic that is either low income, cheap by choice, or fashionably inept.

Popular Kid: "John's such a dork, saying those lameasssneakers with no logo are real skateshoes. He probably got them at K-Mart."

Social Reject: "My mom's gonna take me to K-Mart tomorrow to get some cool t-shirts."

See kmart, route 66, walmart

6.

Derogatory adjective describing objects of poor quality or shabby appearance, or untidy people.

Originally used in primary schools in Wagga Wagga, a city in South Western NSW, Australia in the late 1970s and early 80s. To my knowledge, it has never spread, but is a nice little piece of juvenile social history.

"His haircut is just so K-Mart"

7.

so low has to have Martha Stewart

Today on Living With Martha....My Cheap Shit From K-Mart


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