Kmart Is Open

What is Kmart Is Open?


1.

A slang term for ones fly being in the downright position exposing ones underwear. Can cause social embarrassment, sexual harassment, or crude laughter.

"Dude, that girl will not even look at you if Kmart is Open."


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