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When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like ..
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when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner..
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when your girl is giving you heads right before ejaculating grab that bitches hair turn it to the side and release your load in your bit..