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A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.
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Communicating through email on Eharmony, rather than giving out a personal email address.
I didn't want to let him know my real id..
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Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you..