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The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.
"The worldwould be a better place if you'd been an imaculate concepti..
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That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.
Wife: Can you give me a ba..
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The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietl..
