Knee Slapper

What is Knee Slapper?


1.

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

See Joe

2.

something that is stupid and funny at the same time

Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!

Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*

Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*

See joke, stupid, funny, rofl, slap

3.

Sumthing very funny and ridiculous

Thats humungous.....

Thats Wat She SAid

ROFL THATS A KNEE SLAPPER!!!

See knee slapper, slapper, rofl, fag

4.

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and redneckswhen sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.

2)said after something funny and stupidhappens.

1)

dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"

2)

guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.

Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating

guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

See dad pun, unfunny, loser, redneck, pun

5.

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and redneckswhen sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.

2)said after something funny and stupidhappens.

1)

dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"

2)

guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.

Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating

guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

See dad pun, unfunny, loser, redneck, pun

6.

A blunt that is so large, or otherwise so potent, a hit causes you to slap your knee and say "GAH'DAM."

We's burnin knee slappers in this bitch.

See weed, trees, blunts, nugget, blazing

7.

From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.

Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.


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