Kneel Piss

What is Kneel Piss?


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While playing soccer, kneeling down and pretending to tie your shoe while actually pissing out the bottom of your shorts.

Damien: "Man I couldn't hold it any longer out there coach so I had to take a kneel piss."

Coach: "Yeah I think your mom caught it on camera."

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