What is Kneeler?
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someone who tends to masturbate mostly from the knees, usually on Linoleum or hard wood floors. this subject tends to have a sexual abuse history, stemming from an uncle getting knuckle deep into thier 9 yr old cornhole.
that dude's such a kneeler. i caught him kneeling and spanking it my neighbors flower bed the other day.
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Someone who gets down on their knees and sits on their feet when they are masturbating to porn.
You could tell he was a kneeler by the rug burns on his knees and the stains on his thighs.
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The last serving of coffee from the community coffee pot which has been sitting on the warmer for several hours and is characterized by..
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A slang name for God.
"It was almost as if The Grand Whazoo was directing me upon my path through life."
See god, wazoo, jes..
