What is Knick Knack Shite?
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Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.
Said item may or may not:
1. light up
2. glow in the dark
3. be in the shape of an animal
4. be covered in fur or metallic paint
5. be at home sitting on a doily
6. be highly breakable
7. be indestructible
8. be extremely useless and ugly
A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.
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