Knick Knack Shite

What is Knick Knack Shite?

Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.

Said item may or may not:

1. light up

2. glow in the dark

3. be in the shape of an animal

4. be covered in fur or metallic paint

5. be at home sitting on a doily

6. be highly breakable

7. be indestructible

8. be extremely useless and ugly

A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.

See useless, knick, knack, ugly, tacky

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