Knifecest

What is Knifecest?


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1. Inter-Cutco-sales-rep sexual relations; a staple of VectorMarketing culture.

2. The end result of taking a large work force of 18 to 21-year-old college students on overnight trips to conferences, white water rafting adventures, and other events with massive (and often free) supplies of alcohol.

3. An expectation from managers expressed to new recruits on their third day of training to breed more recruits. These newly bred recruits are often called, "Rep Referrals."

4. A great way to earn triple credit for first weekend sales if the manager happens to be of the opposite sex.

"You banged the top rep for the week? That's fired up! Knifecest earns you a High 5!"

"All of this knife-selling experience would look great on my resume except that the damn knifecest has left the pages stuck together!"

"If I commit knifecest and refer all of my friends to Vector, our office will be top in the division, no doubt."

See cutco, vector, incest, white water rafting, sex


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