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Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating
I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.
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When you become older and your chest starts to sag.
"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are ..
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when you and possibly one or more of your buddies decide that you want to get laid and that you're going to have to get up off the ..