Knifesturbate

What is Knifesturbate?

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.

I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!

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Telisification

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For Certain

1. A white man's for real or fo' shizzle my nizzle Example 1 (Exclamatory): Tom : for certain! that's a nice ass Example ..

Mufasa

1. the king of teh lions Mufasa! I AM YET A SIMBA 2. Killed by the murdering piece of shit. Would still be around for LK2 if that sorry..

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