Knifesturbate

What is Knifesturbate?

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.

I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!

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1. The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this wil..

Uberschmesser

1. Overly militaristic, old fashioned attitude. "That old man is fucking uberschmesser!" See BSD..

Iuf

1. In your face. I tagged you in this really nasty picture on facebook and you can't remove it! IUF! See in your face, uf, i..

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