Knighting

What is Knighting?


1.

the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect penis from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees

"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"

"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"

See vagina, sword, merlin, medieval

2.

To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.

I have just knighted Pat, he is my bitch now.

See The Wolf

3.

the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder

I gave my bitch a good knighting last night

See knighting, knighter, nute

4.

When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.

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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth


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