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A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.
employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel
jared: thats okay buddy i ..
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The smell of some stank ass pussy on your finger or fingers
Dude check it out it out, stinky finger..
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A slut that you once called your girlfriend who decides to sleep with someone else
You have been living with this girl for 2 years and ..